Jamie Foxx Is An Asshole…

Now, on to Mr. Foxx:

http://www.thefoxnation.com/entertainment/2009/06/30/jamie-foxx-racist-called-miley-cyrus-white-bch-and-now-bet-comments

The second video is the relevant one here, although the first one has some entertainment value.

Imagine a famous white entertainer dying, and another famous white entertainer giving a halfass eulogy at an event put on by a white-dominated organization. Now substitute “white” for “black” in that stupid oratory you just watched.

Now imagine famous white entertainer number 2 above being excoriated in every possible medium, getting death threats, and never working again in the entertainment field.

I sit corrected. Jamie Foxx is not an asshole. He’s a racist asshole.

I Want To Party With Katt Williams…

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-had-a-heart-attack.html      

(Katt is a hard R for language, for you sqeamish out there)

The whole IDLYITW thread on the Queen of Pop is how I feel.

S F W

Barbara Boxer…

I guess everyone has seen this by now…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryEGmkjv8R8

I cannot describe the words and actions that are floating around in my head regarding this woman. And the reason I cannot is because I would be kicked off of WordPress, and I would also be arrested.

Granted, I did not see the entire exchange, but where is MS. Boxer’s respect for a Brigadier General in her addressing him? I don’t hear the word “general” anywhere. And yet this woman, whom I guarantee you did not work as hard or suffer as much as this man has in achieving their respective positions, feels she has to go out of her way to give herself some props when “Ma’am” is a perfectly respectful way for the general to address her.

By the way, if you don’t agree with me 100% on this, you’re wrong.

Patience, Everyone…

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/06/morgan-freemans-alleged-affair-with-stepgrandaughter-.html

You just can’t go writing the post for this one off the cuff. It’s going to take some careful thought. Check back later tomorrow.

Meanwhile, enjoy this:

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/06/sarah-jessica-parker-is-sexy.html

On second thought, I don’t think I’m going to make any comments about what might possibly have been statutory rape.

“I have to remind myself that some step-granddaughters aren’t meant to be raped. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to rape them DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss raping my step-granddaughter.” —Red, “The Shawshank Redemption “

Morgan Freeman Bucket List

1. Have sex with teenage step-granddaughter

…

429. See orthodontist

 

Oops.

I guess he’ll be calling Jesse Jackson for some spiritual uplifting.

“Top 60 Ghetto Black Names…”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

“Don’t hate me, Trinity; I’m just the messenger.”—Cypher

 

Thanks to Aquafinka, who I guess is number 61.

3 Pictures Are Worth 1000 Words…

 

 

 

Thanks to Cindy

Do As Al Says, Not As Al Does…

A Tale of Two Houses

House  #1  
A 20 room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house, all heated by gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the average American household does in a year. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2400 per month. In natural gas alone, this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not situated in a Northern or Midwestern ’snow belt’ area. It’s in the South.

 

House  #2  
Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university. This house incorporates every ‘green’ feature current home construction can provide. The house is 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on a high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat-pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground.

The water (usually 67 degrees F) heats the house in the winter and cools it in the summer The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas and it consumes one-quarter the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Surrounding flowers and shrubs native to the area enable the property to blend into the surrounding rural landscape.  The heating/cooling system is so efficient that initial plans to install solar panels were canceled.

 

HOUSE #1 is outside of Nashville, Tennessee;
it is the abode of the ‘Environmentalist’ Al Gore.

HOUSE #2 is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas;
it is the residence of the former President of the United States, George W. Bush.

Yes, it’s “An inconvenient truth..”  

 

Say Hello to My Ex Mother-In-Law…

…70 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRkJ95RxIo

 

Thanks to the Sheaster for the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjGb2rUIKTA

Blah blah blah…2:32-2:42. Listen carefully, folks.

Now read carefully from http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/10/lawmaker-says-obama-ordered-fbi-read-rights-detainees/:

“Asked if the Obama administration had ordered that Miranda rights be read to certain detainees, White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said, “I have no reason to disbelieve a member of Congress. But I don’t know any of the circumstances that are involved around it.”

But Gibbs acknowledged that it wouldn’t be a surprise to find out that it was happening.”

This is Washingtonese for “Yes, it has.”

So here’s what it means (besides the fact that this socialist cumstain of a president is lying his ass off): if a terrorist runs into a U.S. mess tent in Afghanistan, or into a Starbucks in Richmond, and blows the head off your Marine brother or high school freshman teenage daughter, President Obama’s position is that the perpetrator of this “man-caused disaster” (he won’t call it terrorism; MCD is the administration’s preferred term, I shit you not) shall be read his Miranda rights and, indeed, treated like a shoplifter.

He will then be given legal representation paid for by…citizens of the United States of America.

Any questions, Obama voters?

RIP, Spankhopper…

http://video.ap.org/?f=VARIT&pid=8k3HAJVI5FRxW7jVFV5VItelj6A_9gtO

This is a joke, right? A multimillionaire in the sex-for-sale capital of the Local Group* dies performing autoerotic asphyxiation?

This would be like Tommy Chong going to Amsterdam and firing up a Merit Ultralight.

I am gravely disappointed. I was once almost as much of a Kung Fu fan as I still am of Star Trek. And I can’t imagine Captain Kirk diverting to Wrigley’s pleasure planet and spending the night in his quarters with a Hustler and a bottle of baby oil. Can you? Did you try? I mean, did you really try? I did.

Anyway, a sad legacy for Mr. Carradine to leave behind. Next week: Neil Armstrong dies of injuries from stepladder accident.

UPDATE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525192,00.html

Okay , maybe he wasn’t rich after all. Still…

*Look it up; I’m trying to broaden you

Sonia Sotomayor

I will proceed, unchallenged I suspect, on the assumption that this woman is a Roman Catholic. There is plenty of anecdotal evidence to that effect, although an outside observer certainly does not know the heart (see “David Souter”) of a Supreme Court nominee.

This means that she is a follower of a religion which dictates, as its highest profile social position, that abortion is murder.

I will further assume that this woman is “pro-choice,” which is to say pro-abortion, which is to further say (according to her own religion) pro-murder. Trust me, if she wasn’t “pro-choice,” she wouldn’t have been nominated by President Carpathia.

Now you see where I’m headed.

So here’s your Chinese menu:

1. Hypocrite

2. Dissembler

3. Dissociater

4. Liar

5. Pimp

6. Tim Kaine fan (http://layinablog.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/virginias-executive-hypocrite-is-at-it-again/)

7. Some or all of the above

I’m just saying, you know? Because I promise you logic.

Excellent Point…

If you can’t make it out, it says:

“Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.”

I couldn’t agree more. So I forwarded this to a liberal, female friend of mine who is very engaged in the antirape cause, in hopes of broadening myself with an, I presumed, opposing viewpoint. I was not disappointed, about the viewpoint being opposing, anyway. I’m not sure I have been broadened.

She: “Protection issues aside.. where’s the work directed at stopping rape in the first place? Let’s get some of the positive MALE role models out there trying to stop rape instead of spending their efforts equipping us w/ guns. Guns are not the answer.  Violence as an answer to aggression is not the kind of solution I want to advocate for!”

My reply: “Wake up. You think a positive role model is going to convince a would-be rapist to not do it? What, Morgan Freeman in a commercial during the Super Bowl? C’mon. By the way, what you call violence, I call self defense. Justifiable homicide. If a rape is about to occur, it’s best for everyone involved.”

 

So…have I been broadened? Am I overlooking the influence that a “positive male role model” can have on whatever demographic it is that is predisposed to rape a woman?

To me, the reply is a microcosm of the liberal agenda on national security: Rogue nations? Let’s engage them. Let’s have a dialog with them. Let’s sit down with them unconditionally and not be such, yuck, cowboys. And let’s unilaterally toss out our most effective deterrent, while the opponent improves theirs.

I’m not saying we don’t use preventive measures—diplomacy in the case of nations, and education in that of crime—but you must recognize this:

No matter what you do, there are always going to be people out there who want to harm you. If you are not physically and emotionally equipped to meet them head-on, they will succeed. “Violence as an answer to aggression?” Goddamn right. Yes, please do everything you can to prevent the aggression. But if it occurs, violence is the only answer. What is it about this that is so difficult  to understand?

 

Thanks to dick Weber for the pic.

 

I Didn’t Say It…

 

Thanks to Peg

Obama’s Mother Naked…

No, not on my blog, but this is apparently no joke. Google it.

Obama: “The dominant figure in my formative years… The values she taught me continue to be my touchstone when it comes to how I go about the world of politics.”  Nice values.

Now ask yourself: would you have heard about this already if they had been pictures of any Republican politician’s mom?

As of this writing, snopes.com lists the validity as “undetermined.”

Am I the last person to hear about this?