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March 16, 2008
Letterman’s Top Ten Contest this week: “Top Ten Signs Your Governor’s Having Sex With a Hooker.” (http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20080315.phtml)
My entry: His signature issue? High prices at the pump, if you know what I mean.
I can’t remember who said this, but it’s funny: “You ain’t payin’ a hooker for sex. You payin’ her to leave right after.”