I Didn’t Say It…

 

Thanks to Peg

Obama’s Mother Naked…

No, not on my blog, but this is apparently no joke. Google it.

Obama: “The dominant figure in my formative years… The values she taught me continue to be my touchstone when it comes to how I go about the world of politics.”  Nice values.

Now ask yourself: would you have heard about this already if they had been pictures of any Republican politician’s mom?

As of this writing, snopes.com lists the validity as “undetermined.”

Am I the last person to hear about this?

The Best Laid Plans Of Maus And…

Traute?

http://classicfun.ws/paid-to-do-it-but-fails-to-make-his-friends-wife-pregnant-after-72-attempts/2009/04/01

Everyone knows a Maus and a Traute can’t breed.

Sorry. And apologies to Steinbeck.

You know, what first hit me here was the “three evenings a week for the next six months.”  As the trout was ovulating during only one week each month, the mouse was knocking off some recreational for about 54 of those 72 times, and with a former beauty queen. Not bad duty. Are the Greeks unaware of this nuance of human female reproduction? Or are Demetrius and Frank just really good buddies? You know what they say…beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Which I, by the way, always thought was miscoined. What Virgil meant to say was “Beware of gifts bearing Greeks.” Anyway, Frank will end up paying, one way or another; his wife is probably named Dagmar or Magda, and probably looks and acts as though she should be.

An only-in-Europe fairy tale. What happened to artificial insemination?  At what point was Ms. Maus made aware of the arrangement? Seems like she would have objected going in if she knew there was a chance her extracurriculars were going to be exposed. And where are the Italian and the Pole?

Ya think this was really an April Fool’s joke?

Thanks to Baldy.

Somali Pirates…

Can you imagine the outrage of the left had George W. Bush ordered the Navy Seals to execute, with head shots,  3 underprivileged black teenagers?

My New Hero…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHgUE9AD4s&eurl=http

Of course, the left’s reaction to this guy’s calm, measured, and 100% accurate analysis will be

 

Wait for it…

 

Shut up.

Mel Gibson Update…

…because you know you want it:

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/04/mel-gibson-is-in-this.html

How Long Do You Give…

…this gentleman in jail?

 (unedited)

http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2009Apr14/0,4670,PhilSpector,00.html

It’s still true: a white man can get justice in a Los Angeles courtroom, but a black man cannot.

By the way, for you “Fast Times At Ridgemont  High” fans (like me), Lana Clarkson played Mrs. Vargas, the wife of the oddball biology teacher who switched to Sanka.

   Vincent Schiavelli, RIP

Warrantless Wiretapping, Etc…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29445217/

From MSNBC, so you know it’s non-partisan. Or if you prefer something from a less up-Obama’s-ass site,

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/04/13/obama-administration-upholds-terrorist-surveillance-secrecy-rules/

For My 2 Female Friends…

…who have been wondering why I haven’t posted anything lately, and whom I told that I would get to it when something grabbed me, and who are both divorced, here ya go:

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/04/mel-gibsons-wife-has-lost-her-damn-mind.html

“So to recap, Robyn Gibson was married to one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood for almost 30 years, and in that time, all she had to do was pick out which tropical island and panda fetus skin moisturizer she wanted for Christmas each year and let Mel Gibson cum in her seven times. Um, yeah. Sorry ladies, but the only way she could possibly earn this money is if she was a Somali pirate or agreed to be a contestant on The Running Man.”

That’s pretty much how I feel about it.

Sorry you asked?

I’m Wondering Why…

…it is that someone who is so often 100% correct, is so reviled by the left:

http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=305

Just Because…

Thank you, http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/