RIP, Spankhopper…

June 6, 2009

http://video.ap.org/?f=VARIT&pid=8k3HAJVI5FRxW7jVFV5VItelj6A_9gtO

This is a joke, right? A multimillionaire in the sex-for-sale capital of the Local Group* dies performing autoerotic asphyxiation?

This would be like Tommy Chong going to Amsterdam and firing up a Merit Ultralight.

I am gravely disappointed. I was once almost as much of a Kung Fu fan as I still am of Star Trek. And I can’t imagine Captain Kirk diverting to Wrigley’s pleasure planet and spending the night in his quarters with a Hustler and a bottle of baby oil. Can you? Did you try? I mean, did you really try? I did.

Anyway, a sad legacy for Mr. Carradine to leave behind. Next week: Neil Armstrong dies of injuries from stepladder accident.

UPDATE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525192,00.html

Okay , maybe he wasn’t rich after all. Still…

*Look it up; I’m trying to broaden you

5 Responses to “RIP, Spankhopper…”

  1. Sweats Model Says:

    It appears Grasshopper was finally able to snatch the pebble from Master Po’s hand. Sniffle.


  2. Nope, but I’m not retracting this post if it turns out he wasn’t. It’s too good a story.

  3. mindbloggering Says:

    are we really sure he was alone?


  4. Thanks for the buzzkill!

  5. baldy Says:

    maybe he didn’t want to risk diseases. Or maybe he has a disease and didn’t want to spread it (prudent and commendable in today’s world). Or maybe he just wanted to do it alone. I have a lot of women friends who would rather spend the evening with their vibrators than their guys. (not me!)
    But you’re right, a sad way to go, especially with his career revitalized.


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