Patience, Everyone…
June 18, 2009
You just can’t go writing the post for this one off the cuff. It’s going to take some careful thought. Check back later tomorrow.
Meanwhile, enjoy this:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/06/sarah-jessica-parker-is-sexy.html
On second thought, I don’t think I’m going to make any comments about what might possibly have been statutory rape.
“I have to remind myself that some step-granddaughters aren’t meant to be raped. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to rape them DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss raping my step-granddaughter.” —Red, “The Shawshank Redemption “
Morgan Freeman Bucket List
1. Have sex with teenage step-granddaughter
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429. See orthodontist
Oops.
I guess he’ll be calling Jesse Jackson for some spiritual uplifting.
