I Need Your Help Again…

How is it that if some asshole yells, e.g., ”Faggot!” or “Nigger!” and then murders the object of his misguided standard, he is guilty of a hate crime, but when another, Muslim asshole yells “Allahu Akhbar!” and then murders 13 and wounds 30 more, our president doesn’t want us “jumping to conclusions” that he might be a terrorist?

I always felt that if you murdered (and I use the term “murder” instead of kill for the obvious legal reason) someone, regardless of the reason, you are either crazy, or you hate them, or both.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/11/10/stiletto-hasan-crazy-terrorist-jihadi-military/

Well? I’m waiting.

Asshole Of The Week…

 Nidal Malik Hasan; no elaboration necessary.

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/national/article/army_closes_base_at_fort_hood_texas_amid_reports_that_several_people_have_b/303868/

Here’s dessert; just because:

Separated at birth?

“Women In Peril”…

http://www.parentstv.org/PTC/publications/reports/womeninperil/study.pdf

A despicable trend, and I in no way support it. However…

For every single female victim of violence in TV or the movies, there are 100 actresses who are chomping at the bit to portray the part. For money. And don’t tell me they’re doing it to raise public consciousness about the issue.

Asshole Of The Week…

Alan Grayson, Capitol Hill Whore, again. He may become a regular here(http://layinablog.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/asshole-of-the-week/).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/27/grayson-calls-linda-rober_n_335447.html

Yes, I evoked the Huffington Post; go figure.

 

Worth A Forward…

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? 

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 10 months; you’ll have three years and two months to come up with an answer.

Thanks, Bobby

Evolution Vs. Creation…

I’ll sum up a dandy exchange I had with a creationist stranger on one of my brothers’ facebook page, as he was trying to support creation “science”:

Creationist stranger: “Now as for your definition of ’science,’ be aware that the word has several definitions. People tend to choose the definition that suits their belief-system best. But creationism and evolutionism are equally scientific.”

“I guess it depends on what the definition of  ’is’  is.”—Bill Clinton

Creationist stranger: “They (evolutionists) refuse to accept a supernatural (italics added) explanation, no matter WHAT.”

Yes, I do indeed, in matters of science anyway. And therein I rest my case.

WTF?!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,568221,00.html?test=latestnews

I could make a convincing argument that a sticker of the American flag should be the ONLY thing you can slap on your locker. Here it is, and it’s quite simple:

The flag is quite possibly the only symbol upon which ALL citizens of this country should agree. It represents no politics, no party, no bias, no political correctness, no religion, no race, no ethnicity. It is solely a way of showing pride in your country, whatever happens to be going on IN it. If that offends you, there is something seriously wrong with YOU, not the person displaying it. If you don’t happen to be a citizen, too bad. Go back to your own miserable sewer of a country and display your own flag.

WTF is our country coming to?

Asshole Of The Week…

1. James Arthur Ray, sweat lodge murderer

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,567240,00.html?test=latestnews

 

2. Richard Heene, helium balloon hoaxer

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,567304,00.html

 

3. Negligent Train Mom

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,567482,00.html

 

4. Keith Olbermann

Rush, Al, and Jesse…

Isn’t it just a tad bothersome that the 2 statements being repeatedly attributed by Al (Tawana Brawley) Sharpton, Jesse (Shakedown) Jackson et al to Rush Limbaugh regarding slavery and James Earl Ray cannot, in the age of 24/7 news and the internet, be substantiated in any way whatsoever? And yet Rush continues to be excoriated for them, while the accusers are blameless?

The Richmond………HAMBONES?

http://tarichmond.com/2009/10/07/breaking-news/

Asshole Of The Week…

…uncontested:

“Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” said Thorbjoern Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Committee.

You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me…

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/10/09/president-barack-obama-wins-nobel-peace-prize/

Has my planet finally jumped the shark?

Obama, Arafat, Gore, and Carter. Nuff said; I’m speechless.

 Oh, not scared enough?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xnQU98LLI0

(Thanks to Sweats)

And just for fun…

Bikini Atoll Nuke Test…

Amazing…this is recently declassified footage of a ship near the Bikini Atoll where one of the early nukes was tested. The ship was unmanned. Check out why…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoZRN8ozDj0

Excellent Analysis…

..of the remarks of the pathetic, ugly, loudmouthed, useless, misinformed, mistaken, and reprehensible Whoopi Goldberg:

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/10/01/jeffrey-scott-shapiro-polanski-whoopi-goldberg-rape/

Roman Polanski…

People are defending this guy? Because he’s such an artiste, is what I gather? Nice.

If someone did this to my daughter, he’d be wishing for a break so he could star in the next  ”Saw” movie by the time I got done with him.

So, you “The View” fans, next time you tune in, remember where lie the sympathies of its stars. Oh, yeah, and screw you for even watching that abomination. In the ass. Because it’s okay. Right? Whoopi says so!

Yeah, I’m pissed.

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/09/whoopi-goldberg-has-it-all-figured-out.html