Asshole Of The Week…

Alan Grayson, Capitol Hill Whore, again. He may become a regular here(http://layinablog.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/asshole-of-the-week/).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/27/grayson-calls-linda-rober_n_335447.html

Yes, I evoked the Huffington Post; go figure.

 

Asshole Of The Week…

TIE:

1. Angelica Salas    

Remember Nosferatu?  

Separated at birth?

Anyway…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,568064,00.html

Don’t you have anything better to do than to waste pesos worrying about a Halloween costume that makes fun of…criminals?

2. Gore Vidal  

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeff-poor/2009/10/23/gore-vidal-obama-too-intelligent-america-vidal-adds-he-wanted-murder-bush

Be sure to watch the video.

Rush, Al, and Jesse…

Isn’t it just a tad bothersome that the 2 statements being repeatedly attributed by Al (Tawana Brawley) Sharpton, Jesse (Shakedown) Jackson et al to Rush Limbaugh regarding slavery and James Earl Ray cannot, in the age of 24/7 news and the internet, be substantiated in any way whatsoever? And yet Rush continues to be excoriated for them, while the accusers are blameless?

The Richmond………HAMBONES?

http://tarichmond.com/2009/10/07/breaking-news/

You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me…

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/10/09/president-barack-obama-wins-nobel-peace-prize/

Has my planet finally jumped the shark?

Obama, Arafat, Gore, and Carter. Nuff said; I’m speechless.

 Oh, not scared enough?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xnQU98LLI0

(Thanks to Sweats)

And just for fun…

I’m Sorta Speechless On This One…

Here’s what your NEA (No, not the National Endowment for the Arts; the other useless, partisan monstrosity—the National Education Association) members are teaching your kids in our public elementary schools, presumably in lieu of, say, arithmetic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zrsl8o4ZPo

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/24/elementary-school-students-reportedly-taught-songs-praising-president-obama/

Never Let A Crackhead Sing At Your Funeral…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHCQ7EmmyA

 

Thanks to Dickless Weber

Michael Vick, Robin Starr, and My Buddy Michael Paul Williams…

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/columnists_news/article/MIKE29_20090828-220405/289141/#comments

Let’s do the article first:

MPW is right. There, I said it. And man, does it hurt.

Here’s the key: “In the aftermath, I’m left with the nagging feeling that Starr never intended for anyone outside the SPCA family to find out what happened to Louie.”

Absolutely correct. Although I’m sure there was no intent involved, there was certainly negligence. It’s like this: Mr. Starr either loaded the dog up for Ms. Starr regularly, in which case she should have known it was back there, or he did not, in which case he should have told her he did it on that day, which he did not. THAT is negligence. And as Mr. Benjamin points out, the event is legally actionable.

And, surprisingly, to his credit, MPW begins his article with the phrase “dog killer Michael Vick.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Now, on to the video:

1. Lose the dramatic musical intro, Mike. This isn’t Shakespeare you’re doing here.

2. :17—All of the sudden Vick is just an “animal abuser.” When did “killer” and “abuser” become synonomous?

3. :58—MPW “a bit puzzled?” NO, SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!

4. 1:10—Does MPW really need to glance at the prompter to be sure he gets his name right? Wait, he’s been looking at the prompter the whole time. So what got his attention, a cockroach scurrying across the floor? It is a question that will likely remain unanswered for time immemorial.

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Once Again, I Think We Can Put To Rest…

…the ludicrous notion that conservatives have the market cornered on political hate speech.

All you need to read is the last 2 paragraphs:

Melissa Lafsky: The Footnote Speaks: What Would Mary Jo Kopechne Have Thought of Ted’s Career?

Unbelievable. And despicable.

Any Questions?

Nicely Done, Obama…

You’re all familiar by now with the Harvard/Gates/Obama dustup.

Why is this president addressing localized issues such as this in a national speech, when there is so much else going wrong? Do you think he would have done so if the arresting officer had been black? If he had, do you think he would have used the word “stupidly?”

I challenge you to find 1 single instance in history where another American president has publicly used the word “stupid” or “stupidly” in a description of ANY event or person. It just isn’t done. Even when you’re talking about a mortal enemy. But this cumstain thought it was important enough to go on the record for this nonevent?

What a guy. Who’s he going to offend next? Well…

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/07/22/obama_doctors_taking_tonsils_out_for_money_instead_of_diagnosing_it_as_allergies.html

Barbara Boxer…

I guess everyone has seen this by now…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryEGmkjv8R8

I cannot describe the words and actions that are floating around in my head regarding this woman. And the reason I cannot is because I would be kicked off of WordPress, and I would also be arrested.

Granted, I did not see the entire exchange, but where is MS. Boxer’s respect for a Brigadier General in her addressing him? I don’t hear the word “general” anywhere. And yet this woman, whom I guarantee you did not work as hard or suffer as much as this man has in achieving their respective positions, feels she has to go out of her way to give herself some props when “Ma’am” is a perfectly respectful way for the general to address her.

By the way, if you don’t agree with me 100% on this, you’re wrong.

My New Hero…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHgUE9AD4s&eurl=http

Of course, the left’s reaction to this guy’s calm, measured, and 100% accurate analysis will be

 

Wait for it…

 

Shut up.